Dinner

So I had Kate and James over for dinner again. What. A. Night. I love them. I seriously (and Kate and Dad both agree) have never laughed harder in my life. Dad says he's never heard me laugh harder the entire time I've been alive. We were going over that idiotic story (that I happen to be writing a 10 page paper on), "The Brains of Rats," which isn't so idiotic unless you get the three of us together to make fun of us. Anyhow, the point is, Katrin is the woman pope who squats down randomly in the middle of a papal procession and gives birth. WTF. And then there's this diabetic sixty-two year old with penis implants. I LOVE my science fiction reading material!!!!!

Then it took us twelve hours to open a jar of vinegar. In the end, we ended up poking a hole in the side so we could use it for our Israeli salad that I'll hopefully remember to take to class tomorrow and then transferring the vinegar to the empty snapple jar after cutting the lid off with a knife.

I love Kate and James.

Then I called Mark and he talked to me and James and told me he'd call tomorrow. Yeah right. I'll faint if that one happens.

Then I called Dad to say happy birthday again and he joined in on our partying by being put on speaker phone and he talked to Kate and James and we read Katrin to him. LMAO. My dad is amazing. He joined FACEBOOK! And all the groupies are friending him. Isn't that HILARIOUS!?!?

On a different note, I'm still working on the paper, which is actually about 3/4 done now. Yay! Earlier, when I went to sit down and start it, I turned on my computer only to be greeted by a nice fat worm. So I had to charge down to ITS, make an appointment for 2:00 (the earliest time available and this was 11:30). SO in the 2.5 hours I spent waiting, I wrote about four pages of my paper which was seriously the most productive I've ever been in my entire life. Then this cool kid Cory fixed my computer after an hour. Then I went to visit Jon who wasn't there so I hung out with James for awhile. James is awesome. Can I say that again? Yes. James is awesome.

Then off to Hebrew. Joyous. Oh...speaking of which, I should staple my HW.

Hebrew meant Kate, so we went to PriceChopper with Adam (her boyfriend) and got stranded by that stupid ass escort van. While we were waiting Kate suggested we invite James and that brings us back to the beginning of my story and since I'm done here, I'm going back to my paper!