That bitch. So, if anyone has any spare floor space, tell me and I'm moving in.

Of course everything is my fault as usual. And I'm the worst person in the known world. And the bitchiest brattiest fucker who ever lived. I think I'll go kill myself now because that'll make everyone happier.

And I won't have to take up any floor space.

Oh, and you can cremate me while you're at it. That way I won't take up any space at all.