Hell in the Room

Ok. Here's the shit:

Clark University is amazing. The teachers are amazing (Dr. Lou from kickass Medieval Lit especially!!!). Well, the Analytical Reasoning is a waste of time. Dig for gold in my nose. But I'm in the class with my friends Keen, Ben G., Jeff and Michelle so it's awesome. Then I have Hebrew 101 which is good. It's not very amazing, but it's a good class--only 15 ppl I think. Hmmm...tomorrow is the first day of the Speculative Fiction seminar with Professor Huang, who is just about as awesome as Dr. Lou. Actually, I think they're both on par with each other.

The friends are great here, just like everything else. And guys actually like me as more than just 'one of the guys' and all that crap. But then there's the room mate situation. Why is it that I always get coupled with psychos? The girl hits me, laughs at me, has no social tact whatsoever. Is the most annoying human being I've ever met. And she's "nice" but the smacking in the face with random objects out of the blue is really starting to piss me off and sending her into the "fucktard bitch" category.

Just about everyone she's encountered can't stand her, thinks she's 'funny' but agree wholeheartedly with me and everyone else that she would be an awful thing to live with. I get the same response from everyone: "I'm so so sorry..."

Yeah. Me too.

So I've been on the phone with my parents about it and with Mark. For the past two days, crying about it. I'm sick of her freakish weird I-don't-know-what-the-hell-to-call-it porn-ish videos. And her smacking. And her dumbass laughing at nothing and all the making fun of me for nothing. I try being nice, but NOOOO. What do I get for it? A smashed watermelon for a face. (ok, it's not that bad, but it might get there.) So meanwhile, I've had about 10 RA meetings in the past week about it. Six of which have been in the last two or three days. Great. And apparently, I'm the one who has to switch. Hell no. I heard there's one way to get around it...if she's a sicko violent freak which means she has to move out. Good. I guess I she qualifies.

All right. Have to go now, because I have a visitor. Leave notes, please, if you read this. I'm lonely.