Middle School Days Begin...

Because I've just typed out the current conversation my brothers have been having with me and my so-far internet acquaintance, Dan, I'll cut and paste the amazing IM convo here. *Sigh* People still had cooties when I was eleven!!

(22:19:53) a HangMansBurden: *little men have invaded*
(22:20:57) helfyrebrimstone: hey guys!
(22:21:11) a HangMansBurden: they're all perky now
(22:21:19) a HangMansBurden: noah knows who you are....sam doesn't
(22:22:14) a HangMansBurden: sam says...*sigh* SAM says "oh...hi crotch-o" (just like my brother to say that...:-() noah says "ugh...it burns!!!!"
(22:22:32) a HangMansBurden: *sigh*
(22:24:23) helfyrebrimstone: SIGH
(22:24:23) a HangMansBurden: my brother is telling me about his 6th sex ed class
(22:24:39) a HangMansBurden: "don't have sex because then you'll get in trouble and have babies" says the sex nurse.
(22:25:13) a HangMansBurden: "and then she's like 'don't advertise, because then you're going to make people wanna have MORE!'"
(22:25:28) a HangMansBurden: "and then she's like 'just...promise me you WON"T HAVE SEX!!!!"
(22:25:32) a HangMansBurden: (to 11 yr olds...)
(22:25:35) a HangMansBurden: LMAO
(22:25:35) helfyrebrimstone: lol
(22:25:53) a HangMansBurden: "she's like, last year, ppl had sex when they weren't supposed to and had herpes."
(22:26:42) a HangMansBurden: *sidenote: Hightower Trail Middle School had unexpected epidemic of genital herpes (in the mouth area of female students, genital area of male) in the 6th and 7th grades....
(22:26:47) a HangMansBurden: last year....
(22:26:52) a HangMansBurden: (lovely...)
(22:27:27) helfyrebrimstone: lol
(22:27:59) a HangMansBurden: "so my math teacher in the first day of school she comes in and she's like, ok, we're discussing clubs and there's this ummmm character building class that helps people who need roofs over their heads and stuff like that and medical attention and she's like OK last year, people had sex and there was a herpes epidemic. it's NOT GOOD. DON'T DO IT!"
(22:28:04) a HangMansBurden: to sixth graders!!!!!
(22:28:25) a HangMansBurden: "It will hurt you and then you will be sick and after that you won't feel good and the people you have sex with won't feel good and then you'll have CHILDREN!!!!"
(22:28:32) helfyrebrimstone: lol
(22:28:56) a HangMansBurden: oy
(22:29:48) a HangMansBurden: "jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked jill "do ya wanna?? jill said "yes" took off her dress and soon they had some fun. but silly jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!!!"
(22:29:54) a HangMansBurden: ":-D"
(22:30:32) a HangMansBurden: middle school these days
(22:30:34) helfyrebrimstone: haha
(22:30:44) a HangMansBurden: OY
(22:32:28) a HangMansBurden: you're making it into my blog again.
(22:32:43) helfyrebrimstone: i am?

And the saga shall continue...